Armada El Rey Ski

Instead of limiting your schralping power to the park, groomers, or summit chutes, turn the whole enchilada into your kingdom with the Armada El Rey Ski. No corner of the resort can escape your tyrannical turns; you just do as you damn well please thanks to the El Ray's lightweight but durable wrapped cap construction. Big-boned (not fat) dimensions grant you the fortitude to crush crud like cowardly villains and rise above the pow during yearly East-to-West domination quests.